Jesus in Japan?

I did a search about my last post. Um...some people really do think Jesus was buried here. Or they did anyway.

Apparently Jesus walked across Siberia and Alaska in order to study in Japan, get married, die at age 106, and be buried with his twin brother's ear (the brother who died in his place). Nevermind that "Jesus's gospel" telling the story wasn't "discovered" until the 1930s and was "destroyed" in WW2. It has to be true! There is a traditional folk song in "Hebrew."

Though my favorite claim from all of the pages is that Jesus invented katakana. Well, he was a foreigner, wasn't he? He couldn't write Hebrew/divine language in hiragana!

Oh...and don't forget to get your Georgia coffee while you visit! Coca-cola supports Jesus!